Typography Assignment Gone Wrong

...Yeah. I was supposed to do something with a word, but couldn't think of anything, so I just PUT DYNAMITE FREAKING EVERYWHERE!!!!!!11!!11!11OMGfjlskjfsd!!jlkdjfs#@9fwackygamejokes4kids
Basically, I thought, wouldn't it be funny to have the most unlucky "Lucky" text ever. So, every letter adds to the chain of disaster acting upon every other letter: U slips on a banana peel that flies into L, which causes L to move in the way of a falling rock and U to fall into a hole, but U also bumps C into the path of a train, while C bumps into K, who bumps into Y, knocking him off the cliff into the mouth of a hungry shark. K is probably the luckiest, since there's no added disaster aside from blowing up...or maybe he's the most un-lucky because he has to witness the deaths of all his friends before he goes.

Anyways! Enjoy the stupidity!